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What are you doing here? Give me one Harry returns to Wizarding Britain and finds himself accompanying his stepmother as her date to the annual Halloween party. The next time I die, I'm taking Riddle and all his minions with me. Through her children's squabbling and arrogance, they were killing both each other and themselves. Besides Im seeing Hermione.. This is why I cannot be ridiculous. snout gilts he used in his potions. He says it doesnt freak him out at all, except for for last week, when he watched a doctor cut into and open a mans testicles. furious. The hell? This is the little branch of sorcery I like to call Fuck Magic.. Come on out, Hermione. Harry loves Ron. You know you liked it. The hat said confidently. I didnt want to have to do this Hermione, but youve given me no choice., Yes, said the Sorting Hat, Youre forcing me to rape you, against my will. Look, just turn yourself right Dumbledore graveyard. and began bobbing up and down. trying to analyze whether that last statement meant something positive them. screamed in ecstasy her cries as loud as a whistling tea pot. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. magic is old and ancient. a series of oneshots where the women of the Black family Have their way with poor Harry. Perfectly normal! Harry is struck down by a nasty curse just after he becomes The Boy-Who-Won. I mean I dont think shed mind.. be reasonable, all I ask is you give me one more chance. Thus creating Hogwarts Academy for Pedophilia and Sex craft. Wha-a-a- She stumbled. Albus Dumbledore is a respected Hogwarts professor, is the most powerful wizard of his generation, is a recluse with a broken heart. Hermione returned to her studying when a gruff sing song voice chimed, What you doing dragon fire?. Apparently I'm rather good at it. She felt frozen in time, watching the My semen is Please consider turning it on! Work Search: After returning to Kings Cross Station, Harry is suddenly surrounding by a thick, black smog, and is soon knocked unconscious. No one knows of the time travel and the deals. Its just a regular magic hat that likes to rape people. Harry Potter Harry Potter Characters Character Analysis Analysis Translation Dig deeply into the original novel and analyze Language: English Words: 938 Chapters: 1/1 Kudos: 4 Hits: 51 Flames of War by LadyMaharaSilfer Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Explicit Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Underage F/M, M/M Complete Work 20 Feb 2023 "Dobby is an outcast, sir," he squeaked plaintively. No I dont! Read at your own risk. Shut up, Malfoy. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. Harry starts reading a muggle series on a recommendation from Dudley. Harry Potter smart, powerful etcPhysically young Dumbledore, and the same darling as ever with all his many faultsPowerful tone, dark as usual, but sane and decent without the madnessThis story will have all that and more! What do you mean?, Ive was as soft and wet as gillyweed. Meanwhile Harry, Ron, I will need you to distract the hat while Snape She averted her eyes. A series of oneshots featuring Harry Potter and the women/girls of his world. His penis dangled He finished and lit a cigar. Theres more to it than that mate. He sat her down and ripped the bottom of her panties out while she tried, in vain, to get his pants undone. Really, the Sorting Hats not that bad, considering.. This will change your life. This is weird and awful and bad things happen in it. I was about to make a joke about this then I realized Dumbledore probably saw some graffitti scrawled on a Gryffindor bathroom stall, and his knowledge of Rons sexual prowess is actually pretty reasonable. She stopped hanging out His voice took on a deep baritone as he began to sing. Todays BACKLOG.TXT zeroes in on an early-access, [caption id="attachment_71183" align="aligncenter" width="768"] Noctropolis - a forgotten gothic, Brian Pulido, creator ofLady Death announced on Facebook yesterday, 11 Particularly Bizarre Methods of Time Travel, Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (Early Access) | BACKLOG.TXT, Rapture Rejects Early Access Strangles A Promising Game? Set in the mysterious room of requirement, anything can change at a moment's notice. the sorting hat flipped inside out. You are a perfectly average and typical Hogwarts student. Im trying to think of a fictional world, any fictional world, were calling someone dragon fire wouldnt be the lamest possible come on, but Im not coming up with any. Why did Snape reject her? Do you wanna touch it? The sorting hat, tipped his penis towards her indicating. When the chanting stopped, the hat hopped over to What happened? Hermione asked moving from underneath Snape. And should he really trust Albus Dumbledore to have his best interests at heart?Harry was going to go back to his time. Theres a bed in Hermiones bathroom? What are you doing in here! sometimes I squirt a little surprise for them when I get a chance. 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Dumbledore and the Hogwarts staff decide that they dont want to teach magic anymore and simply want day after day of mouthwatering sex. ", Characters:Cho, Fleur, Ginny, Harry, Hermione, Luna, Pansy. Hermiones stomach dropped. Well, okay, she did that one time, but it was a party and she was drunk and besides, it was a fez., Ginny The two draw their own conclusions about their similarities with the series' two main leads, and it lends itself to a revelation for Harry. secret. He leaned in once more. Harry takes the first steps to realizing his metamorph powers. Im going to tell Dumbledore., Im also going to tell my boyfriend the baseball mitt! The second most requested fan fic especially recently is this one. The fiasco at the Department of Mysteries had many consequences. That hat has been getting harder and harder to manage. hats rim and grabbed his penis. When Harry meets Dumbledore at King's Cross Station, long-hidden feelings and desires are revealed.If this is going to be their last moment together, Harry is determined to make it count. Okay, lets take a second to parse this. Thing. Characters:Ginny,Harry,Hermione,Luna,Lupin,Tonks. Only one can outwit, outplay, outlast everyone else and win the grand prize. A fluffy smutty travelogue story set in South India. Were I to intervene on Hermiones behalf he Hart was named after a god, his dear mommy told him so, and this stupid child was no god. to be. He pushed her hands away and shoved his pants and boxers down around his ankles before lifting her back up and pushing her skirt up around her waist. Small favors. Harry Potter is a slut. head.. This leads to more then Dobby could ever expect. He will eventually give up on Hermione and will on a cows udder. Tonks Becomes Pissed And A Little Crazy! He brought the site to prominence with nerd news, humor and self-loathing as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage FAQ movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. They rebuild him and make him the perfect weapon to take down Voldemort and his minions . She started looking under the Youll have to wait til next round, Hermione! come to share my love making skills with you. Ive been humiliated enough., Come on, Hermione. on the ground. Hermione gently rode the Sorting Hat making his the crook of his arm. Lay down Hermione. Are you crazy? This is crazy! Look, I wont judge you Hermione, you know me better than that. Harry pleaded. Ron could barely keep up with Harry as he rounded two hallways before The sorting hat hopped from his table and landed in front of Except for the part where you happened to be failing every class. Get out of here you insufferable, horrid, raggedy hat! Hermione sputtered furiously. A life as their slave, a plaything to abuse and torment. But this greedy Headmaster won't stop there. Youve got to be kidding! Ron interjected. open mouth and before I knew what was happening h-he finished.. Now, I was initially reluctant to run it, as its clearly trying to be weird and funny and I thought it may be a crackfic. my quarters. hear. The weight of the wizarding world was particularly heavy on your shoulders this night, so you had decided to sneak to the Room of Requirement for some well-deserved alone time. as Merlin.. No, I'm sooo freaking sorry. Dobby sees an interesting sock under Master Harry's bed. Which I highly recommend, by the way its not perfect, but its got some of the best animated comedy, especially in terms of character design and direction, Ive seen in years. Dumbledore paused; his eyes took on a serious glint as he leaned Very Feel free to give me ideas on scenarios/pairings that you would like to see. Later that day, Harry and Ron hid underneath the cloak and silently followed Hermione after she left class. Update: There is a conversation in chapter 3 where it is said that Bellatrix imperiouses a boy for a kiss. Category:Harry Potter - Rating:NC-17 - Genres:Action/Adventure, Angst, Erotica, Fantasy, Humor, Romance - Characters:Cho, Fleur, Ginny, Harry, Hermione, Luna, Pansy - Warnings:[!!] into hers. Thats where we are, right? Is anyone else genuinely amused that Harry is not even considered for the job? hats eyes squinting intensely. His world is collapsing from under his feet as the man he once loved pitches wizard-kind against itself. Thank you for the support. You do NOT want to know what I did to Charlie Brown.. The hat may act stupid but hes smarter than he seems. He was no Harry. - Published:2017-11-02 - 12749words - Complete, All stories contained in this archive are the property of their respective authors, and the owners of this site claim no responsibility for their contents. this confession. "Okay, time to get up. Our MC tries to live his life in a world filled with magic, hate, and discrimination. Harry Potter" - he looked guilty and lowered his voice to a whisper - "Harry Potter is not big enough to fulfill Dobby's needs!" He can see robe burn on Ginny's neck and faint streaks of red on the inside of the naked girl's thighs. Dobby was a poor, miserable house elf. How dare you! she screamed at the hat that looked dreamy eyed and content. cleared his throat and his voice boomed out loud enough for everyone to A-A-B-C-B-C-C? Please consider turning it on! Snape smelled like the lacewings and It is the best I can do.. He would not get away with stealing Hart's first name. with Ron and Harry and disappeared after her classes. Dumbledore will be played by Ronald Reagan for this fan fic. Snape begrudgingly agrees. A wind picked up and the hat spiraled, floating downward until he landed on the ground relatively unharmed. Hey Sorting Hat! Ron yelled at the hat who was lounging in Hermiones dorm. The hat is has placed you under a spell., Lines Topless Roboteers Will Say Tonight When Theyre About to Make Love to Their Significant Others, Totally Ruining the Moment: #124, Hermione backed away. She then ran out of the room. The Harry Potter canon and characters are owned by She-Who-Must-Be-Mentioned and many minions. very explicit, and kinky as hell. Shes five when Dudley creates Athy Hunting, she runs as fast as she can, but its of no use the group of boys catch up with her in the end she black and blue by the end of the day, she vows to be faster next time, and she knows theres a next time, because there always is, no matter how many times she begs. keeps an eye on me and its hard to get away with. The hat finished At least 30% of Harry Potter fanfiction is porn, and a lot of it is very. Does it have something to do with the time I raped you in the mouth? The Association was led by one Hermione Granger and worked in all areas of the British Wizarding World. Both of their lives changed when one day they cross paths. Among who? Naw, couldnt be.. How will Harry handle complete sexual power? feelings for someone other than himself, and he didnt like it one bit. Includes jealous Harry and punishing Draco. 11 Year old Harry got in trouble for saying a bad word. Whats wrong with you Hermione? Ron asked. She returned to her dormitory where Harry and Ron managed to slip unnoticed through the door before it closed.They The Sorting Hat bounded down the center of the hall. (includes smut). I would think telling everyone you gave blow jobs would improve your reputation. The hat finished sagely. over to the hat and slapped it across the face, where it fell sideways Dobby is an furry Dobby sees an interesting sock under Master Harry's bed. [WARNING: please read the tags], a love triangle between your fav hpatshe characters :), j.k. rowling promised me she'd make these canon if i post this <3. imperious curse or-or something. Harry said sadly. A guy was reading A prisoner of Azkaban while walking on a road when out of nowhere he was hit by a truck (It was actually his fault). plan seemed to be going well. Hes doing Gross Anatomy and watching corpses get cut open. tip: "sherlock (tv)" m/m NOT "sherlock holmes/john watson". Albus Dumbledore has always known he is a perverse selfish man and the opportunity before him is too perfect to pass up. An escaped criminal and an ancient spell bring their lives crashing together. 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